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Tuesday, May 13, 2008

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9 comments:

Anonymous said...: Those girls are good!; Tuesday, May 13, 2008 10:15:00 AM CDT
Anonymous said...: Shut up dude! I'm trying to listen to the music.; Tuesday, May 13, 2008 10:17:00 AM CDT
Anonymous said...: Ohhhhh! You nasty man!
Since you have clearly discovered my very personal vulnerability, none the less, I wish to maintain a purely professional relationship with you.; Tuesday, May 13, 2008 10:27:00 AM CDT
Anonymous said...: Ve ist da new dixie chicks.; Tuesday, May 13, 2008 11:41:00 AM CDT
KWRegan said...: Collective caption, Topalov regarding the B&W-clad women musicians:

"Maybe to reduce draws chess should have a new piece that is your color for your move, opposite color for opponent's move. Call it the `Donna', as in `La Donna e' Mobile'..."; Tuesday, May 13, 2008 1:31:00 PM CDT
Anonymous said...: Bulgarian hoedown; Tuesday, May 13, 2008 1:44:00 PM CDT
Anonymous said...: This joke is not meant to be a reflection on these nice young ladies, but what do you call a party at which prostitutes are playing country music?
Answer: a 'ho-down'
Sam in Lubbock; Tuesday, May 13, 2008 1:51:00 PM CDT
Anonymous said...: Topa: Those girls mean nothing! I only have eyes for you big boy!; Tuesday, May 13, 2008 4:31:00 PM CDT
Anonymous said...: You want me to autograph your WHAT ???; Tuesday, May 13, 2008 8:35:00 PM CDT

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